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How to Keep People Far, Far Away from Your Website

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Step 1: Get domain name. Step 2: Prepare for immediate success.  Think grandiose thoughts, like: Buckle the fuck up people of Earth — this shit is happening. Ooh, what’s happening??? Nothing…just, my NEW FUCKING WEBSITE!!!  *fist pump* *high kick* *jump spin* *crotch grab* Step 3: Fantasize about staying humble when the hurricane of instant online …