Tag: They must have strong necks


There’s a Woodpecker Jackhammering Away at the Back of My House Right Now And, to Be Honest, It’s Getting Annoying


I’m sitting here peacefully trying to compose another pure gold article for Gary (my #1 Internet fan — hey Gary) and I CAN’T CONCENTRATE! But I know it’s not your fault. I know YOU personally didn’t spend months training a wild woodpecker to do mildly evil, annoying things. And you didn’t use your elite hacking …